pau1y:

Me and my mom text

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

  • That’s a lot of food
  • That’s not enough food
  • You’re going to eat all of that???!??
  • That looks gross
  • That’s not healthy
  • That looks healthy
  • That’s disgusting
  • Why are you eating that?
  • I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

(via rnozillafirefox)

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

(via rnozillafirefox)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via healthynconfident)

It’s friday night! Time to party like a Canadian popstar!

introvertrantings:

shanpaine:

Don’t worry How I met your Mother will come back next fall

The Canadian Citizenship Test

ericfritz:

Question 1: Do you want to be Canadian?

Question 2: Really?!

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